September 2011
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June 2011
13 posts
New record for shortest stay!
They stayed for 37 minutes!
The other way around: Guy pays for his mom.
So a young guy comes in with some old lady and asks for a room. Ew.
Turns out he’s paying for his mom. Double ew.
Whatever, money is money, I’m not in a position to deny him that. Then he starts raging at his mom for paying in cash and he wants to use her credit card instead. An interesting relationship they have there.
After they both go up, he comes back down and my manager shows...
The time a car caught fire in the parking lot
Late one fine evening, a customer came into the lobby and requested a room. That’s fine. She left her car running however, and for a reason I am not privy to, it caught fire. You could see the fire starting inside and suddenly the whole thing was ablaze.
The front desk clerk called 911 and reported it and the manager was trying to put it out with a fire extinguisher. Annoyingly, every time...
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The Jay-Z story
This is a short one.
I’m the only one apparently who can get the networked DVR to output video to give to the cops for an incident. I was going through the security footage and around midnight I noticed a man walking along with a bunch of cameras behind him.
It was Jay-Z. Why would Jay-Z come to this motel? And cameras following him? Did no one notice but me? What did the front desk clerk...
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Anonymous asked: You poor bastard! I worked at hotels for a long time and I should have written a book about the weird shit I saw. How long have you been working for hotels and how long do you plan on staying?
The Gangbang Story
Around noon one day, I see 4 guys and 1 girl in the parking lot coming down. Halfway to the lobby, the girl, who looked very below 18, returned to the car. The 4 guys enter and ask for a room. I ask them all for ID and notify them that everyone that enters the room must be over 21. The dude who gave me his ID, which I assumed was fake, said he was 24. He looked barely 20.
I ask him if that girl...
This happens at least twice a day.
Guy walks in, gets a room for a few hours. Five minutes later, a girl shows up and she goes into the room. Ten minutes later, he asks me if I have any condoms.
“They’re in the vending machine.”
He then proceeds to get them, and goes back to his room.
*Note: Selling condoms in this motel is quite lucrative.
Don't trust the Italian dude with the BMW
So a few days ago, a maid was telling me about how you can’t trust people based on how they look. This was related to not giving rooms to crackheads but the point still stands.
She told me about a guy a few months ago that was Italian, had a BMW 5 series, and came dressed in a seemingly expensive suit. We gave him a nice room hoping for repeat business.
Like normal, some girl showed...
Maserati
So I was just redditing on my computer when I notice a Maserati Quattroporte park in the parking lot. That car probably cost over $100,000 and he drives it in the Bronx. Why hasn’t it been stolen yet? And why would he come to a shady motel like this.
I saw him walk out. Holy shit. He was a big guy, built, ripped, everything. Then it hit me.
Drug dealer.
I couldn’t be sure but there...
Electric Chair Guy
So a seemingly old man, who I later find out was in his 40s, walks in to the lobby, asks for a room for the night. Yet again the motel was nearly full, and I was forced to give him 109, the best room. A few hours later, my manager walks in and reprimands me for giving someone 109 for the night. He sees the guy walk by and asks him if he would like to move upstairs. He agrees.
A few minutes later,...
What's the porn channel?
A customer comes into the lobby scantily dressed, as usual. She was by herself and her appearence can be described as… fat. She asked for a room with the mirrors above the bed. I guess thats a turn on for her, watching herself. I didn’t have any of those rooms at the time. I gave her a random room and she left.
She came back a few minutes later asking for a remote for the TV, but...