Creep Tumor

Don’t trust the Italian dude with the BMW

So a few days ago, a maid was telling me about how you can’t trust people based on how they look. This was related to not giving rooms to crackheads but the point still stands.

She told me about a guy a few months ago that was Italian, had a BMW 5 series, and came dressed in a seemingly expensive suit. We gave him a nice room hoping for repeat business.

Like normal, some girl showed up a few minutes later and went into the room.

He checked out and everything was running smoothly. Then the maids went into the room to clean it. They came back and were telling her about how terrible it was and they wanted to refuse to clean it.

She went upstairs to the room and looked for herself. It couldn’t be that bad… It was.

There was shit smeared all the place. The smell was repulsive and she didn’t even want to enter. There was shit on the desks and all over the bathroom. The bedding had to be destroyed.

She couldn’t understand why anyone would do that and I don’t blame her.

They cleaned it but the the smell lingered. That room was then renovated a few weeks later.

That guy is on the banned list now.